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Start of Term Paper
What n' tarnation is this? We have t' fit the hull damned rebel army? Damn, look at that thar army. Looks lik a buncha grey fittin' wombats from hell made o' steel! By ginger, them grey's is a chargin' fast! An' ar lieutenant wants us tu ....

Middle of Term Paper
... no tomorrow. Perty damn scarey if yuh were t'ask me! Now the hull regmnt is uh runnin' lik one scared sheep. And them grey's are uh commin' fastur n' fastur. I'm a thinkin' it's gonna be a low hour if I don't get a runnin' soon here. It's uh time t' drop meh rifle and m'hat... Sweet Jesus I'm a commin' to Isreeil'! Heh heh... And look it deh lieutenant now. He's a runnin' like the sky's a fallin'. Damn neer busted his shoulduhr tryin' to run. Them grey wombats are gonna womp on all dem soldr's behint me so I'ze a better get a move on. Lucky I ain't back wit dem. Thar's shells all 'round me, whistling lik' a dixy, each a ...